November 2011
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Today my bff Emily took me shopping and out to lunch for my birthday and when we were sitting with our Diet Cokes catching up on gossip, this bazillion year-old man being pushed in a wheelchair rolled by our table, like VERY close to it because there wasn’t much room, and said, “What would you do if I just grabbed something right off of there??” And then he rolled away cackling,...
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Today it’s my 25th birthday (haha, now you pretty much have to “like” this post or it’ll be like you’re specifically NOT wishing me a happy birthday). My birthday is always on Thanksgiving break which means that I rarely get to celebrate it on the actual day, because everyone is always “home” with their “families.” The good part is that I sort...
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We have "Permanent Dickhead" and "Temporary...
R: Well I got an 82. That's not too bad considering we didn't really study.
K: AHHHH I GOT A 97!!!
R: WHAT?!?!
K: I NEVER BEAT YOU IN HOMEWORK THIS IS AWESOME
R: I hate you. This is bullshit.
K: Do you want to look at my exam to see where you should have been more like me?
R: I'm putting you on the temporary dickhead list.
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Last night I went downstairs to my friends’ apartment allegedly to study but actually to read InStyle and talk about things like whether or not we “get” Eva Mendes and how pretty Scarlett Johansson is but that we hate her and that Cate Blanchett is literally flawless and nobody could ever be better. These friends are 30 and 28, and the 30 year-old is already married, but we...
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Last night I dreamed that my dream-boyfriend and I got in trouble for climbing into a shark tank at the zoo (well, HE climbed in, but I was like, “Boyfriend!! UGH why are you always doing these things, haha, you are so cute.”) when the zoo was closed. (He made up for it by making out with me, but it was dream making out, which often has WAY TOO MUCH TONGUE.) The next day at my job at...
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MOODS
Earlier today I wrote a small post about how I was grumpy because it’s Friday and on Friday mornings I usually write and today I didn’t because I had to see the doctor who wouldn’t give me antibiotics because I haven’t had my sinus infection long enough, and then I deleted it right away because it was complainy. Also it was dumb because, while I might feel a little sick and...
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It doesn't matter if it's not Thanksgiving yet
R: *sigh*
R: *looking over shoulder at me*
R: *SIGH*
K: Yes?
R: I was just thinking.
K: Uh-huh?
R: About how nice it would be to have TWO Christmas trees in here.
K: OMG LET'S DO IT.
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Grad School Friday Nights
R: I can't do work anymore.
K: I thought we were supposed to make each other do homework all night!
R: I'm just going to look something up quickly.
R: [looking at online store pics of ladies in slutty lingerie] Oh man, I don't know how you guys wear high heels all the time.
K: Wait, who are you talking to? It's just me here. I don't wear heels.
R: Women. I was just talking to women.
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Disgusting. →
L. Lin Wood, the lawyer hired by the Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain to fend off sexual harassment accusations, has warned that any other women who might be considering coming forward with similar allegations “should think twice.”
Everything this morning is making me sick.
I posted earlier about Herman Cain’s calling Rep. Pelosi “Princess Nancy” and how...
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Teen Witch Philosophy
R: If you had magic powers would you ever use them to make someone fall in love with you?
K: No. I mean, if I was 16 like her, then yes, obviously, I would have. I would've wasted it on some basketball player. But not now.
R: Yeah me neither. I wouldn't want someone to be THAT in love with me.
K: Me either.
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R: Actually I think I would do it if I could have it wear off after, like, three months.
K: Yeah me too.
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This Week's Pan Am Was Actually Amazing →
Relatively-speaking, that is. Or not, I don’t know, it gave me butterflies, and that’s not easy to do. Ahahaha, except, well, for literally any commercial about a family, or a soldier, or an animal. Or anything on a screen where any two people look at each other fondly. But STILL.
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Deadline reports five more scripts ordered for Pan... →
So it looks like I’m not done hating on Laura and Ted just yet. (Unless they suddenly become really great, right? LOL JK.) COLETTE I MISS YOU COME BACK!
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Important friendship qualifications
K: Okay, I got to the part in Commencement where everybody hates each other at Sally's wedding, and I just...ugh.
R: What?
K: I don't ever want to not be friends with you.
R: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
K: Okay but just promise me that even when you get married and have kids and even if I move to New York or whatever and never have a family and only have twenty pets and plants that I talk to, we'll always be best friends.
R: Obviously. It is too late really to make any other best friends anyway. I mean, it takes so long to get to the point where I can just talk about poop, I don't want to have to wait for that again.
