April 2011
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WatchWow.
Also, could she be any more adorable with the pointing??
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Based on your first name, what is the only job you... →
According to this article, I am bound for Human Resources, or else I will never amount to anything, and all this money and effort spent on college and my master’s degree will be for naught, and I’ll also die miserable and alone, etc. etc. etc.
If, like me, you would rather be a ruthless and omnipotent leader than someone concerned with her fellow employees’...
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Pants-O-Meter (or what I would call a body scanner... →
Things I wish scientists would prioritize over body scanners that help you buy some pants:
1. Teleporters
2. Shampoo that keeps your hair clean for two weeks
3. UFO-detection devices
4. Mascara that makes your eyelashes look like how the commercials say the mascara will make them look
5. Self-refilling cereal boxes
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WatchThis is the most perfect thing. Colbert…marry me? No seriously.
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Human-shaped bodies!! The FBI!!! Roswell!! →
I love when things happen IRL that allow me to pretend that The X-Files is RL too.
Megan Amram: Sex & The Post-Apocalyptic Dystopian... →
meganamram:
(CARRIE, MIRANDA, CHARLOTTE, and SAMANTHA sit around a brunch table in a smoldering crater after the Apocalypse. They sip mimosa glasses filled with scarab beetles and blood. SAMANTHA is on fire.)
CARRIE: Ladies, have you ever noticed how hard it is to find a good man in this post-Apocalyptic…
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manicmagicdays-:
From PerezHilton.com Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 PM “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just...
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I'm a Big, Fancy, Guest-Blogger on the EXCELLENT... →
braintwin:
Braintwin would like to introduce a new addition, Ms. KTHeaney! She is surely going to be a prominent guest (we hope). Smart, witty, snarky, irreverent (in a good way), KT is not only a personal bestie but also an original Braintwin. Check her out on her blog, http://shutuptellme.tumblr.com….
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ENOCH: A BIGFOOT STORY, or, the book I should have... →
Customer review - D said: ”As I type the tears are streaming down my face. Thank you and please, thank Mike for me. He needs to know what he’s done for me. I am not alone. Someone else has been there, too. Someone else has felt their joy, sorrow and mirth as strongly as I have myself. Someone else has felt the deep sense of peace they somehow gift you with, should they decide they like...
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WatchJane Feltes’ “How To Be A Girl” series on The Hairpin blog is absolutely 100% perfect and so helpful and so pretty and so instrumental to developing a 12-20 item list of beauty products you all of a sudden can’t live without. (I mean I haven’t even been using cheek highlighter! It’s like, is my life even worth ANYTHING??)
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WatchChicagoan friends!!! Please explain to me why I had to learn about this from Roger Ebert before any of you gave me the heads up! (OMG is it because you were abducted???)
