August 2011
19 posts
Please Vote! →
mnideaopen.org
If you can take a second to vote for the Minnesota FarmWise plan (submitted by Peggy Knapp) in this challenge to address water issues in Minnesota I WOULD LOVE YOU SO MUCH and so would my perfect and lovely best friend, who interns for this organization. You don’t even have to be from Minnesota to vote for it! AMAZING!
Hey Hollywood, what the shit is going on around there today?! →
people.com
It’s not about Will & Jada, it’s about something SO MUCH CRAZIER.
Glamourrrrr blogging. →
glmr.me
I’m blogging at Glamour’s Smitten column today and tomorrow, so check it out! The first post is linked up there, but there will also be like a MILLION more because I am well-known as a dating and relationships expert. Like pretty much the top expert of all the experts.
“I wouldn’t say I want her to DIE necessarily, but like, it would be great if she saw a really bad murder and had to be relocated to Alabama with the Witness Protection Program.”
—my friend Emily, on People We Don’t Like
I'll Have What That Character's Having: Foods We Want to Try →
thehairpin.com
Emily Weiss and I wrote about the best-sounding foods from movies/books/TV for The Hairpin and pretty much everyone agrees: fictional food is where it’s at.
I Am Staying at My Parent's House and I Feel Like There's a Mouse in the Kitchen
- Parents: We're going to bed.
- Me: Did you put out a mouse trap??
- Dad: No but I did leave him a small note telling him where your bedroom is.
Phone Advice in GOOD →
stumbleupon.com
I got to join in with the likes of Miss Manners and Dear Prudence to give my advice on when it is/isn’t ok to use your smartphone, in an article by the amazing Amanda Hess for Good.is, because analyzing texts like a maniac makes me an EXPERT. (Take that, MOM!) (Just kidding, my mother is very supportive of me all the time.)
New Reading Between the Texts →
thehairpin.com
Hahahahaha. Seriously why are you still talking to me. Hahahahahahahahaha. It doesn’t make any sense, because, like, you barely even texted me when it would have been appropriate to text me?! But…nowwwwwwww you want to?!?! ahahahahahahaha.
*builds an underground village for self*
Top 7 Ways to Keep Your Cool Around Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People →
glmr.me
Today on Glamour…this is from me to you, the helpless masses.
Just kidding. I can’t help you. Save yourselves!
Aliens in Millenium Falcons →
dailymail.co.uk
“Some have even suggested it resembles the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars series, with its distinctive front forks and round shape.”
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Being a Tall Lady →
jezebel.com
OK so, yeah, being a tall lady has complications sometimes (like, really, how is James Franco shorter than me. I don’t like that version of the world.) but also, it’s awesome. I can reach so much. I can see over almost everyone, which makes concerts easier.
Complain if you will, I do sometimes. But the ladies writing these articles are always just like 5’8” or 5’9”. In other words, 2-3 inches above average. I’m playing you a little violin, way up here, you can hardly even see it. I’m holding it out of your wingspan, you can’t even touch it if you try.
