September 2011
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Girlfriends: always sighing at you and shit! →
Girls: 100% always the same and soooo annoying. hahahahaLOLOLOLOLOL
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This is my first Pan Am recap for Vulture! →
The bottom line is that Pan Am is pretty good, literally anyone can be a spy, and pilots under the age of 50 are not to be trusted.
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never trust your instincts
R: I don't know what my problem is with being jealous all of the time. It's hard for my instincts to catch up with my brain.
K: You and I should know by now that instincts are meaningless. They are wrong literally 100% of the time. I hate them.
R: I know. I got scared of a leaf today. I saw something fly into my peripherals and jumped. But it was a leaf. From a tree.
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You can sign Amnesty International's "Not In My... →
“People who are well-represented at trial do not get the death penalty.” - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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I practically chopped off my toe
Last night I smashed my middle toe into the wheel of my bed and it hurt but not too bad but when I pulled my foot in it was bleeding. I ran screaming to the bathroom and put my foot in the sink which was awkward because I was still in a towel, I had just showered, and basically I flashed myself in the mirror and was like “OH MY GOODNESS!” But then I rinsed it and sat on the toilet and...
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“I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one.”
– Ara Rubya via @DanonNewsNet (via soupsoup)
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Glasses Instead of Contacts: Pros and Cons
Cons:
1. In trying to take a sip of orange juice this morning, I pretty much poured it directly into my lap.
2. I lost my breakfast for a little bit. I don’t mean I threw up, I mean I set my bowl down somewhere and forgot where and then couldn’t really see it right away, because of peripheral vision issues.
3. I ran into my friend Marie who is over at my apartment for coffee and...
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superstitious
K: I need to do something for good luck, I think.
R: Don't put salt in your hair.
K: Why would I ever do that.
R: I put salt in my hair to keep the witches out when I was little.
K: What?
R: I don't think you're actually supposed to do that, I think you're supposed to put it in a circle around you on the floor or something, to protect whatever's inside it.
K: But you put it ON you.
R: Yeah. I was picking it out for like, weeks. Like, "ugh, SALT!"
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decisions, decisions
K: What should we watch tonight?
R: Sometimes they have good sexual movies on here. On "On Demand."
K: You mean, like, porn.
R: Well. Maybe. Like soft porn.
K: Are you suggesting we watch porn together? I feel like that would be awkward.
R: No. I just mean if one of us is gone. Like one time I watched one in my parents' basement and I had to turn down the volume during the sex scenes, because I was like, 'Oh my gosh.'"
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Breakup Bunkers For Rent →
My no-longer-top-secret invention.
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