I’m so bored and I don’t know what to do and I need to find something to do that takes me out of this goddamn apartment on a fixed, regular basis and I guess that is how I ended up on the Minnesota MUFON website.
The good news is that no Minnesota cattle have been mutilated by aliens since 1999.
This is so tiny you can hardly tell but our master’s graduation group photo got emailed around today and the cap on the head of the person in front of me is in my face and it therefore looks like my mouth (and whatever was coming out of it) had to be censored for this photo. So I love that.
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THE CUTEST POSSIBLE THING
What’s next, sharing a bank account and a home? Fusing your DNA strands with your spouse’s DNA strands and creating new human beings? Do you people have to do EVERYTHING together? No, look: if you love each other so much that you no longer see the point in having your own Facebook accounts where you can keep in touch with your presumably somewhat separate networks, you love each other too much for other humans to handle. That’s it. You probably shouldn’t even have ONE Facebook. You should be living in a heart-shaped tree house, whispering sweet nothings to each other (and to the woodland creatures that make your clothes) 24 hours a day.
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