We are going to the Grand Canyon

R: We could stop at a trading post!!!! There's a little trading post by the road here.
K: Could we buy beaver pelts?
R: Probably.
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K: Wait, are you just Google Mapping the entire drive?!
R: Yeah. I'll just go through the whole thing on here and then I can be the tour guide when we're really driving there.
K: You're going to ruin the surprises!
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R: You know, it's really not that far of a drive. I'm already in New Mexico.

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Departures

Oh, lovelies. Lovely, lovely ones. I am going in-house at The Hairpin as Books...

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