The shamrock shake is here.

TFMM (texts from my mom)

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Was just told by a ladymag editor that my pitch for their sordid stories column was TOO SORDID.

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That thing in movies where you scream so loud a flock of pigeons take flight.

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96 percent of the way through Fifty Shades of Grey

Honestly don’t know if I have it in me to...

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Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 5/13-5/19/12

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Departures

Oh, lovelies. Lovely, lovely ones. I am going in-house at The Hairpin as Books...

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