Last year at grad school prom Rylee asked the DJ to play “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera, for obvious reasons. And when he FINALLY played it we weren’t even together, we were at separate ends of the banquet hall and I was in the middle of a conversation and I just LEFT IT, I was just like “SORRY I HAVE TO GO” and then actually ran to the dance floor. We probably screamed. (There was free wine at prom.)
LITERALLY five minutes later Rylee went up to the DJ and when she got back I asked her what she requested, and she said “Dirrty.” And I looked at her for a moment and then she was like, “Ugh I know, I forgot, the DJ was like, ‘I just played that song for you five minutes ago. Maybe that’s what made you think of it.’ Hahaha. SO I REQUESTED CRY FOR YOU INSTEAD!” (More screaming.)
So, happy Friday, you and I need this today. Watching it again, I’m realizing that 1) I forgot about that motorcycle part, haha 2) Christina Aguilera has nice lips and 3) I’m glad eyebrows are bigger these days and 4) Who let that child in here at 3:06??? It’s inappropriate for him, here. He should go home.
