me:AHHHHH!!! I just remembered this horrible dream I had about you. You came to see me and I was like, "Mom, you have some leaves stuck in your hair. You have a little twig in your hair." And then it turned out that it wasn't IN your hair, it was like, growing out of your scalp. And you said it was very painful and difficult to get rid of, almost impossible. IT WAS SO GROSS.