Mixed metaphors!
“He opened a basket of worms.”
“Oh my god. Shut the front door in half!”
“It hit me like…a hawk!”
Bizarre brand names!
“I can’t afford your Mario Tracoochie makeup. Or Gucci. Madonna, Jessica Simpson, whatever.”
Misidentified sleepwear!
C: “I want one of those sexy sleepers.”
K: “That’s…not what those are called.”
C: “Sleepers. Yeah. Like fancy pajamas. No…sleepies?”
K: “No.”
C: “Sleepies!”
K: “No.”
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