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Also, “imagined” conversations. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahaha never in a million years are any of those conversations…even remotely close…to real. No way. Normally, my friends and I get text messages and don’t even worry about them, we respond maybe like an hour or four later. No big deal. We literally never even care. We try to see who among us cares the least. “You seemed like you cared a little about how to respond to that guy.” “SHUT THE HELL UP.”

Thanks, Glamour!

Also, “imagined” conversations. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahaha never in a million years are any of those conversations…even remotely close…to real. No way. Normally, my friends and I get text messages and don’t even worry about them, we respond maybe like an hour or four later. No big deal. We literally never even care. We try to see who among us cares the least. “You seemed like you cared a little about how to respond to that guy.” “SHUT THE HELL UP.”

Top 7 Ways to Keep Your Cool Around Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People

Today on Glamour…this is from me to you, the helpless masses.

Just kidding. I can’t help you. Save yourselves!

Glamourrrrr blogging.

I’m blogging at Glamour’s Smitten column today and tomorrow, so check it out! The first post is linked up there, but there will also be like a MILLION more because I am well-known as a dating and relationships expert. Like pretty much the top expert of all the experts.