Today I’m very excited to be on The Rumpus’ “Funny Women” column.
Also one other thing about today is that I’m sunburned from sitting in the car. I drove back from Chicago (where I spent my 4th) to Mpls today and though I did not get one ounce of color while away on vacation, 30 minutes under the sun in a car turned me red. On my lower arms and thighs only. HOT.
The other other good thing is that I bought two packs of rainbow sparklers from a Wisconsin gas station for $2, because really we should all be celebrating America with fire EVERY DAMN DAY.