HEAT MADNESS WATCH
11:30 - spend $300 on emergency window AC unit
12:00 - drag impossibly heavy window unit into apartment
12:00-12:30 - learn that AC unit cannot be installed by maintenance for another hour
12:30-12:51 - get into heat-infused, maniacal argument with roommate re: appropriate frequency with which compliments should be disbursed
12:51 - See above tweet. :(

![NONE OF YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS??!!
[Heat Madness Watch update: 1:35 - Air-lifted out of apartment by U.S. maternal forces, given resuscitation by way of McFlurry, slowly allowing body temperature to fall in air-conditioned parental home like a baby, but honestly there was no other option but death.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jr92uv5N1rsooz6o1_500.jpg)