“‘I have a titanium spine for doing what we need to do’ to get the country turned around, Bachmann told Fox…” - CNN, 6/27/2011
Is Michele Bachmann a Transformer or just a Mad Libs enthusiast?
Other phrases for the 2012 campaign trail!
I have crazy eyeballs for seeing the environment and being like, “looks fine to me!”
I have secretive eyelashes for blinking coded messages to our allies!
I have synthetic lungs for breathing in freedom and breathing out democracy!
I have bionic legs for running away from immigrant-y looking people!
I have nuclear earlobes for hearing the whispers of terrorists when I visit public schools!
I have subterranean pockets for collecting federal funds when it suits me!
I have bloody wrists for getting rid of Obamacare and also, doctors! (yikes)
I have heterosexual arms for pointing at gay people and saying “STOP IT!”