My first book, a memoir titled NEVER HAVE I EVER, which is about crushes and dating (sort of) and friends, is being published by Grand Central Publishing on January 14, 2014. Here’s a post where I wrote a little more about that!


My Period Takes Me Shopping

Reading Between The Texts

Reading Between The Texts: The Other Side (Also posted on The Awl)

Reading Between The Texts: Hooking Up Is Hard To Do 

Reading Between The Texts: This Is Not Working

Reading Between The Texts: Why Do You Still Have My Number

Reading Between The Texts: ‘Tis the Season

Reading Between The Texts: There’s Been Some Kind of Mistake (Also posted on The Awl)

Reading Between The Texts: S.O.S. (Also posted on The Awl)

Reading Between The Texts: The Best/Worst Texts We Got This Year (Also posted on The Awl)

Reading Between The Texts: Is THIS Flirting? (Also posted on The Awl)

Reading Between The Texts: Sexting, Sort Of. (?) 

Breakup Bunkers For Rent (Also posted on The Awl) 

Shark Week and Friendly Family Rivalry (Also posted on The Awl)

Decoding Movie Reviews

A Semi-Microeconomic Analysis of Halloween Treats

I’ll Have What That Character’s Having: Foods We Want to Try (Also posted on The Awl)

Foods From Fiction: Turkish Delight & Raspberry Cordial

Harry Potter and the Liniment Layer Cake of Secrets

SimplyNoise Reviews, In Order of How Soon the Author Will Murder Someone (Also posted on The Awl)

The Ministry for Boyfriend Review

The Essential Pocket Guide to Monster Survival (Also posted on The Awl)

Little-Known TV Crossover Spinoffs (Also posted on The Awl)

How To Not Die In A Plane Crash (Also posted on The Hairpin)

I’ll Be Your Wingwoman: Two Friends Walk Into A Bar (Also posted on The Hairpin)

A Minnesota Nice Guide To The Twin Cities

See my Pan Am and Cougar Town recaps here.

See my digital etiquette columns (and other pieces) for BuzzFeed here!

See my Get Me Out Of Here columns here.

See my Smitten blogs here

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